One Eyed Monster (2008)

 

Do you like alien invasion films? How about one where the invading alien - for all intents and purposes - is a penis? And how about if the film is fully aware how silly that is and completely runs with it? 

Then this is the film for you.

No one is ever claiming this is high art, but it sure as all heck is entertaining enough.

A group of people (including porn legends Ron Jeremy and Veronica Hart) are heading to a remote mountain cabin to shoot a porn flick. Ron isn't feeling himself, and when he gets inexplicably struck by something from the sky, things take a turn for the bizarre as his penis literally runs off.

From that point on, it's pretty much everyone else trying to survive the attacks of a pretty massive and horny member.

Yes, the idea is as thin as they come, but everyone here is in on the joke and as a result this film is actually more entertaining than you might imagine. It has enough stupid (yet funny) jokes to keep you invested and at times there is actually some suspense. 

Sure, it all fades once you realise it's because there is a big penis out there fucking people to death, but still. There are fun and gory kills, there's silly banter to keep going and the film never overstays its welcome with a short and sweet runtime. 

Is it for the cultists who adore this sort of thing? Well, yes. And if you - like me - consider yourself to be among those people, then this is the flick for you.