One Million Years BC (1966)
Dinosaurs! Raquel Welch in a fur bikini! Why are you still here and not running off to see this one? Well, maybe because it isn't a particularly good film, save for those two things. A shame really. I always wanted to love this one, but even as a child I found it rather dull. Can't win them all, I guess. So, in a weird and totally fabricated past, we meet Tumak, a member of the Rock Tribe. His tribe are hunters and they are pretty hardcore, leaving behind wounded members and pretty much smashing each others faces in whenever they get the chance. Tumak is banished because he stood up to his father, the clan's leader. He roams the desert, encounters a few beasties before being found near the coast by a tribe of blonde people who have a more vegetarian and peaceful outlook on life. Beautiful Loana (Welch) instantly takes a liking to this - in essence - aggressive arsehat and they even manage to get banished from that tribe as well because Tumak is the aforementioned arsehat...
