Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Nope, this isn't it. Of course, after a ridiculously successful trilogy they wanted to keep it all going, but fourth time wasn't the charm. Because this one is boring and tedious. Really: it's two hours long but after the first hour you'll feel as though four have passed already. And maybe the idea to focus on Jack Sparrow as main character wasn't so hot either. But first things first, savvy? As was hinted at at the end of the third entry, now it's time to go and look for the Fountain of Youth. Jack has supposedly already been there, but bizarrely enough later on in this film he will have no clue where it is and simultaneously know perfectly well how everything works. I guess someone fudged the script somewhere. But the Spaniards are after the Fountain and this is something the British monarch cannot abide, so the race is on. Barbossa is now a privateer in the King's Navy and he heads out to beat the Spaniards to it, whilst Jack is on a ship captained by...
